THE AMOUNT OF JOKES YOU CAN MAKE ABOUT GREEDS DICK IS ASTONISHING
riza said she’d follow roy even into hell the question is did she follow him on tumblr
#did you see the thing lieutenant did you see that thing #yes sir I follow you #did you read what I wrote #yes sir I follow you sir I saw it #am I on your follow forever lieutenant#yes sir you are on it
Fullmetal Alchemist is the only series where ALL my OTPs are canon!
pictures by rizahawki
国家錬金術師, Kokka Renkinjutsushi
The State Alchemist shall follow all orders and policies of the military.
A research assesment examination shall be held once every year. In the case that the State Alchemist does not show signs of progress as a result of the examination, he shall be discharged from the services of State Alchemist.
The State Alchemist is entitiled to the use of ample research funds, unrestricted access to classified documentation, access to various governmental facilities, and a military rank equal to that of “Major”.
the pig goes “oink oink”
the cow goes “moooo”
the horse goes “neighhhh”
the dog goes “ed…ward”
so is hughes
wow this post got even worse
that’s a real accomplishment