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baitnswitchblade:

chainsandshipsexciteme:

sexting-derek-hale:

mynerdinessoverwhelmsme:

sexting-derek-hale:

Wait do American people not call their friends mate?? Is this a thing???

Yup. I’m sure some do but mostly people just say friend. Which is boring but whatever.

Wait so you go up to your friends and be like “Hello friend.”

we use names

caught:

Today we’re going to go on a class trip! *hands out acid*


April 18th · 259,620 notes
via lonelydoll · © caught
#school #omfg 

sounding-fury:

hellsbells9:

owlwithafeatherboa:

roadkill-dreamcatcher:

osamah:

i like girls who look like they kill people for a living

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Who is this and why does she look like the child of Hawkeye and Black Widow

That’s Natalie Dormer, and oh mY GOsH you’re right she does look their child!!!

Holy shit she does

is that what happened in Budapest?

oh-so-pleasant:

how many hospital visits do you think st. mungo’s gets from people using engorgio spells on their dick


April 17th · 15,292 notes
via meggannn · © oh-so-pleasant
#harry potter #omfg 

April 17th · 209,095 notes
via meggannn · © avoxified
#sherlock holmes #john watson #omfg 

a-creepy-weirdo-has:

bitcheslovemyjingleballs:

a-creepy-weirdo-has:

what do birds do 

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I apologise for my ignorance, birds are important

youcantcancelquidditch:

the assassination of franz ferdinand was actually the most hilariously botched assassination attempt of all time though like i can’t even explain to you how badly it went i mean there were six guys and the first one chickened out and the second one forgot to factor in the delay on a hand grenade so it exploded like three cars past the archduke’s so the guy took a cyanide pill and threw himself into a river, but the cyanide was expired and the river was six inches deep so the police just pulled him out and took him off to jail and then everyone else basically gave up and headed home, and then the driver of the archduke took a wrong turn and the car stalled next to the last of the six guys, and he was just like “what a crazy random happenstance” and started world war one


April 16th · 56,239 notes
via allinablur · © youcantcancelquidditch
#history #omfg