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fancypancakes:

you cant come back from that


April 24th · 152,055 notes
via crystalzelda · © allthickwomen.com
#social #omfg #GOD 

arielmh:

"We are more than a bit concerned with the Benihana egg trick called for in the script. I’ve tried it and can only get it 1 out of 4 tries, and I’ve seen Benihana chefs flub the manoeuver when they have an entire grill as target. Mads has to crack his eggs into a 8-inch diameter skillet. The props Master calls his guy. The Production Manager calls in his guy. I call my guy. On the morning of the shoot we have 8 dozen eggs and 3 Japanese chefs with their hands made up to be hand doubles.

 I guess I don’t have to tell you that when Mads arrives on set, he just tosses an egg up in the air and the egg breaks on the spatula. No problem. Unbelievable. I insist it was a lucky fluke but he does it again. I accuse him of practicing when I wasn’t looking but he laughs (as if he has time to practise egg-cracking between scenes) and tells me he was a juggler in his youth.”
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And here we all thought we’d have a million outtakes of Mads flubbing the egg trick…


April 23rd · 76,313 notes
via crystalzelda · © arielmh
#hannibal #mads mikkelsen #omfg 

willlscarlet:

next week on OUAT: henry’s WTF is up with this town reaches the max

what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-kise:

dangerhamster:

Rubeus Remus Potter. You were named after the only two people at Hogwarts who seemed to give shit about me, because come on who else would I name you after? A verbally abusive dickbag who was in love with my mum and gave me shit all my life and someone who convinced a bunch of children that they needed to be soldiers? What kind of awful aspirations would that make you end up having? Come on son I’m not an idiot…

#bless this post

sh1re:

happy easter


April 22nd · 225,150 notes
via crystalzelda · © sh1re
#religion #omfg 

soloses:

the a in lgbtqa should stand for allies, they deserve the recognition for defeating the axis powers and winning world war 2


April 21st · 25,015 notes
via meggannn · © soloses
#social justice #history #omfg #yeah 

realrosiedactyl:

This is the greatest thing that I have ever seen


April 21st · 173,368 notes
via meggannn · © worstnightmare21
#animals #omfg 

tittily:

tittily:

are you guys really going to make me blacklist the word ‘metaphor’ are you really

image

i hate everything u choose to be

sharkchunks:

hellsquidsintl:

There was, of course, an increase in heart attacks and traffic accidents as people panicked trying to escape the ghost deer.

A significant decline in dementors as well.


April 21st · 51,578 notes
via crystalzelda · © grindlebone
#animals #harry potter #omfg 

theadventuresofholmesandwatson:

itssexualhour:

so my boyfriend and I tried roleplaying the other day and we did the whole “professor and bad student who needs to pass” thing, only he wanted to be the professor, so I had to be the horny and failing student. I’m the valedictorian of my senior class of 400 and I have a horrible phobia of flunking, so when he whispered “you’re failing my class, you naughty girl” in my ear, I started crying and we had to stop

all I see is Hermione and Ron


April 21st · 159,990 notes
via meggannn · © itssexualhour
#social #harry potter #school #omfg