39,300 notes   •   VIA: -everdeen   •   SOURCE: anninymouse

anninymouse:

My dream for The Avengers: Age of Ultron is that it starts out with each of the Avengers getting a call early in the morning that they need to come in, and when they get to Clint, they’re like, “We still don’t have Romanoff’s new location, so if you have a way of contacting her, pass the message to her as well.” Clint replies, “I’ll see if I can track her down,” and hangs up the phone. Then he rolls over in bed and is like, “Hey Nat, get up, they need us.”

msgenevieve447:

fairestregal:

"[Hook] sort of closed himself off from everybody. And in a similar way, Emma has issues, she puts up walls…"  (x)

I love this moment so much.  That top gif?  That is the classic reaction of a married man.  It’s almost as though his first instinct is “code red! abort!” then he remembers that it’s Jen/Emma and they’re talking fictional characters and he doesn’t have to sweet talk his way out of this mess.  

What if women had minstrel cycles instead of menstrual cycles? You’d just have a guy with a lute follow you around for a week every month and play you songs constantly?

My boyfriend (via thecarrionlibrarian)

#no but can you imagine if that was how you learned once a month you weren’t pregnant#by some dude singing songs about the victory of it#you wake up and he’s there and you are so happy#this dude becomes your favorite dude#but then you realize you haven’t seen your friend’s minstrel in a while#I mean everyone notices#like half the people are on the same cycle so for one week out of four your job is just flooded with fucking minstrels everywhere#the cacophony#but Mary over there is all alone#and she’s like my minstrel is late#but we all fucking know#her minstrel has gone off to find her a baby#a nine month journey he must make alone#and until he comes back there is no music in her life#what a glorious world this would be#I love the minstrels (@onionjuggler)

#health  #omfg  

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pinkmany:

pinkmany:

why was girl at school walking around with a goddamn starbucks cup wtf

and i’m not saying that bc “ughhhh stupid girls and their starbucks”

but like

there are no starbucks in this country…. the closest one is 220 miles away

so…. did she come back from the one in austria just before class started?

or did she get the cup online or somewhere, made coffee at home and brought it here in that cup?

it wasn’t even one of those fancy cups, it was the cardboard one

i need answers

#social  #omfg  

willlscarlet:

did sean maguire adopt robbie kay?

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mentalalchemy:

youngblackandvegan:

awwww-cute:

I think I’ll take a seat right here

and y’all say cats are jerks

lmaoooo

mentalalchemy:

youngblackandvegan:

awwww-cute:

I think I’ll take a seat right here

and y’all say cats are jerks

lmaoooo

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omarnorthtower:

andronian:

jimcrakindandy:

boynerdramblings:

shitweed:

dingoinnuendo:

do you ever just stop and realize how much pokemon has grown

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like wow it just really amazes me

well i mean 

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pokemon isnt the best example

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goddammit megaman

257,328 notes   •   VIA: -everdeen   •   SOURCE: intosnarkness

intosnarkness:

if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember that one time i had to fly with my cello so we bought it a seat

and it got upgraded to first class

without me

#social  #omfg  

stillupsetoverlegacy:

wedontgivethatup:

say those three words and im yours

Would you kindly?