April 19th · 59,408 notes
via crystalzelda · © jamescookjr
#game of thrones #joffrey baratheon #omfg
Wait do American people not call their friends mate?? Is this a thing???
Yup. I’m sure some do but mostly people just say friend. Which is boring but whatever.
Wait so you go up to your friends and be like “Hello friend.”
we use names
April 19th · 70,937 notes
via crystalzelda · © sexting-derek-hale
#social #omfg #alternatively 'hello you useless pile of trash'
Today we’re going to go on a class trip! *hands out acid*
i like girls who look like they kill people for a living
Who is this and why does she look like the child of Hawkeye and Black Widow
That’s Natalie Dormer, and oh mY GOsH you’re right she does look their child!!!
Holy shit she does
is that what happened in Budapest?
April 18th · 358,009 notes
#avengers #natalie dormer #clintasha #clint barton #natasha romanoff #omfg #yesss
April 18th · 98,450 notes
via crystalzelda · © andrewgarfielddaily
#spiderman #emma stone #andrew garfield #omfg #THIS INTERVIEW IS THE BEST THING TO EVER HAPPEN TO ANYONE EVER #kind of #sort of #probably #they're just so awkwardly endearing like GEEZ
April 17th · 116,015 notes
via intelligencehavingfun · © iamnevertheone
#avengers #harry potter #bruce banner #hulk #remus lupin #omfg
how many hospital visits do you think st. mungo’s gets from people using engorgio spells on their dick
what do birds do
I apologise for my ignorance, birds are important
April 16th · 118,980 notes
via meggannn · © a-creepy-weirdo-has
#animals #omfg #thank u for educating us
the assassination of franz ferdinand was actually the most hilariously botched assassination attempt of all time though like i can’t even explain to you how badly it went i mean there were six guys and the first one chickened out and the second one forgot to factor in the delay on a hand grenade so it exploded like three cars past the archduke’s so the guy took a cyanide pill and threw himself into a river, but the cyanide was expired and the river was six inches deep so the police just pulled him out and took him off to jail and then everyone else basically gave up and headed home, and then the driver of the archduke took a wrong turn and the car stalled next to the last of the six guys, and he was just like “what a crazy random happenstance” and started world war one