you cant come back from that

April 24th · 152,055 notes
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#social #omfg #GOD 


"We are more than a bit concerned with the Benihana egg trick called for in the script. I’ve tried it and can only get it 1 out of 4 tries, and I’ve seen Benihana chefs flub the manoeuver when they have an entire grill as target. Mads has to crack his eggs into a 8-inch diameter skillet. The props Master calls his guy. The Production Manager calls in his guy. I call my guy. On the morning of the shoot we have 8 dozen eggs and 3 Japanese chefs with their hands made up to be hand doubles.

 I guess I don’t have to tell you that when Mads arrives on set, he just tosses an egg up in the air and the egg breaks on the spatula. No problem. Unbelievable. I insist it was a lucky fluke but he does it again. I accuse him of practicing when I wasn’t looking but he laughs (as if he has time to practise egg-cracking between scenes) and tells me he was a juggler in his youth.”

And here we all thought we’d have a million outtakes of Mads flubbing the egg trick…

April 23rd · 76,313 notes
via crystalzelda · © arielmh
#hannibal #mads mikkelsen #omfg 


next week on OUAT: henry’s WTF is up with this town reaches the max



Rubeus Remus Potter. You were named after the only two people at Hogwarts who seemed to give shit about me, because come on who else would I name you after? A verbally abusive dickbag who was in love with my mum and gave me shit all my life and someone who convinced a bunch of children that they needed to be soldiers? What kind of awful aspirations would that make you end up having? Come on son I’m not an idiot…

#bless this post


happy easter

April 22nd · 225,150 notes
via crystalzelda · © sh1re
#religion #omfg 


the a in lgbtqa should stand for allies, they deserve the recognition for defeating the axis powers and winning world war 2

April 21st · 25,015 notes
via meggannn · © soloses
#social justice #history #omfg #yeah 


This is the greatest thing that I have ever seen

April 21st · 173,368 notes
via meggannn · © worstnightmare21
#animals #omfg 



are you guys really going to make me blacklist the word ‘metaphor’ are you really


i hate everything u choose to be



There was, of course, an increase in heart attacks and traffic accidents as people panicked trying to escape the ghost deer.

A significant decline in dementors as well.

April 21st · 51,578 notes
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#animals #harry potter #omfg 



so my boyfriend and I tried roleplaying the other day and we did the whole “professor and bad student who needs to pass” thing, only he wanted to be the professor, so I had to be the horny and failing student. I’m the valedictorian of my senior class of 400 and I have a horrible phobia of flunking, so when he whispered “you’re failing my class, you naughty girl” in my ear, I started crying and we had to stop

all I see is Hermione and Ron

April 21st · 159,990 notes
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#social #harry potter #school #omfg