bounoromato:

cokeflow:

I CAN SHOW U THE WORLD

HAVE YOU SEEN MY SON?

gloopday:

The team team

thats-slightly-raven:

My milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard. GRAVEyard hahaha enjoy that cyanide milkshake you piece of shit.

le-revenant:

pathwalker:

rasputin:

This Blood Lamp doesn’t look that bloody, but the way you turn it on can be considered gruesome. It only works once, and you need to add of a drop of your blood to activate it! The idea is to stop and think about how badly you need light before you use it. Designer Mike Thompson created the lamp in order to draw attention to how much energy we waste.

we can finally power the world with periods

there are two kinds of people

cornchipz:

awkwardcontent:

Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means at one point you were nothing but an asshole.

some people never develop beyond this stage

otter-face:

THE AMOUNT OF JOKES YOU CAN MAKE ABOUT GREEDS DICK IS ASTONISHING

rhydonmyhardon:

hey its not so bad i’ve found the first useful thing about this relatively useless update

meggannn:

fabulousanima:

dorkstang:

riza said she’d follow roy even into hell the question is did she follow him on tumblr

#’yessir i reblogged it’

#did you see the thing lieutenant did you see that thing #yes sir I follow you #did you read what I wrote #yes sir I follow you sir I saw it #am I on your follow forever lieutenant#yes sir you are on it

jellybeing:

I just tried to say “Justin timberlake” outloud but it came out as “jimber timber”